Lets Play: Guess what the dude is holding

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/03/2014 at 16:23 • Filed to: None

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Got the new 2015 Mazda3 accessory brochures in (OMG BLACK WHEEL LOCKS) and this was on the first page. It took me awhile, but I figured out what it was.

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So what are they holding?

Correct guesses will be rewarded with the satisfaction of being right.

Funny guesses will be rewarded with no less than 2 LOL's.

GO.


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! Cebu > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 16:24

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Airbox or air intake.

That or misplaced Cracker Jacks intake manifold.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 16:25

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Brake ducts that do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 16:26

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and if you remove this panel...that's right! a built in slicer! All you do is feed in your veggies, fruit, whatever, and they come out here, perfectly sliced!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 16:27

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A foot cast.


Kinja'd!!!  V8 Rustler > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 16:29

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"And this is the lid for the new Mazda Juice Extractor." Juice-Juice.

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Kinja'd!!! MIATAAAA > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 16:29

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Air filter? Moon boot?


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 16:30

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Genuine Mazdaspeed turbo-encabulator.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 16:32

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Rotary Dental Dam


Kinja'd!!! blackchair > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 16:35

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"Here is where you fill the reservoir with blinker fluid."


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > MIATAAAA
12/03/2014 at 16:37

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Moon boot was the first thing I thought of, actually


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > jkm7680
12/03/2014 at 16:38

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Moon Boot was my first guess.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > MIATAAAA
12/03/2014 at 16:39

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The latter was my first guess.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 16:39

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intake or brake duct?


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
12/03/2014 at 16:39

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Ditto.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit >  V8 Rustler
12/03/2014 at 16:39

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LOL LOL

As promised.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > crowmolly
12/03/2014 at 16:39

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Ew. But LOL LOL, nonetheless.


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 16:41

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Looks like a handheld device to grind off the FoMoCo emblems founds throughout the car.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Cebu
12/03/2014 at 16:56

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Nope. I wish Mazdaspeed still made intakes....


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
12/03/2014 at 16:58

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Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > EL_ULY
12/03/2014 at 16:58

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no/no


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > DoYouEvenShift
12/03/2014 at 16:58

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Ha hAAAA but no.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 17:04

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I can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing.


Kinja'd!!! Thunderface > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 17:05

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A Lambo?


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
12/03/2014 at 17:10

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It just reminded me of THE GOGGLES


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Thunderface
12/03/2014 at 17:10

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Pretty sure no.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 17:15

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Oh, haha.


Kinja'd!!! Thunderface > Takuro Spirit
12/03/2014 at 17:24

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Dang


Kinja'd!!! JACU - I've got bonifides. > Takuro Spirit
12/04/2014 at 00:56

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Seems perfectly obvious to me...